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The Stones can still rock Glasto at 69; Status Quo, their juniors by five years, are still making feature-length films – not just concert, but with actual acting, too.

Bula Quo! is set on Fiji and involves Parfitt and Rossi's run-in with the local kingpin (Jon Lovitz) after giving rufty-tufty manager Craig Fairbrass the slip. It's not often a brutal murder is soundtracked by a three-chord riff, but this amiable cobblers somehow gets away with it.